MY FRONT DOOR
BY JOHN REDDIN
If my front door could talk to me
Then what a session that would be
I'd hear about the "Rings" and "Knocks"
I'd hear about the kids with rocks
The hawkers and the beggars too
And also of a cop in blue
The Salvo's and the Mormons ring
Jehovah's Witness - "Lord is king!"
Save Koalas. Save the whales
Pamphlets telling me of sales
Boy scouts ringing, "got a job?"
A burglar nearly broke the knob
Mother-in-law came by today
And left with no good words to say
What a strange world it would be
If my front door could talk to me.